Some fun before all h-e-double-hockeysticks breaks out

I think we need a distraction from Guys & Dolls. So this was supplied by Katie Jo and Scott Icenhower.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March---------I karate chop ped
April---------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over.

Next,
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a surfer
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy

Next:
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now lastly type out the sentence you made and post it in the comments section below - with your real name of course..